I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
