...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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