The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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