so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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