i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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