I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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