dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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