i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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