i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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