do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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