question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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