He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
