17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Randomize
