Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize