I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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