I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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