she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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