How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
