Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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