nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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