we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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