Four minutes until I can fart!
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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