"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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