so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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