I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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