remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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