I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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