In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
