We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
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