thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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