we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
True strength comes from lack of pants
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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