i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I have fence marks all over my body
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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