i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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