can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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