My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
i out mim tonsoeep
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
