Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
