Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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