turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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