just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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