i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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