Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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