i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize
