I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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