im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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