Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize