erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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