u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
There's a naked man in my car right now.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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