I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
