Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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