i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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