My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
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