he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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