It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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