So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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