By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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