Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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