A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Farmville is her only friend.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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